Inversion: This troper is so utterly terrified of being mistaken for a pervert he generally avoids being seen watching ''anything'' involving an attractive woman.

I feel the same way.

This troper's friend and his HeterosexualLifePartner snuck out one night to go skinny dipping. They had just made it back into his room and dried off (though they were still a little damp...) before his mom walked in on them both, completely naked. They freaked out and started to make up two different excuses for why they were naked at once. They're straight as hell, by the way, it just took a little time to convince her.

Averted by that hickey on my neck that my sister wasn't supposed to notice >.< The dialogue went as follows

Sis: And then -- What's that on your neck!?

Me: -Blush- That? It's a mark. -Stare-

Sis: -Slowly goes back to what she was doing-

This troper had fallen asleep in class, and when she woke up, she moaned. Rather erotically. It was just out of sleepiness but based on the looks she got from her classmates they didn't get that assumption.

Unfortunately this happens a lot with this troper and her family. Cue accidental implication of incest.