HumiliationConga
#65689
This editor had it happen to him in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh! - after a hardfought second round, he was left with 100 Life Points, pretty much the minimum. And had an empty field. So pretty much dead, given that his opponent had two very powerful monsters. ''Then'' she summons Ancient Gear, a weak monster with 100 ATK points. He was not amused.
#65690
This troper had the beautiful Warhammer40000 experience of, after gunning down all but two Boyz of an Ork army, looking the Ork player in the eye and saying, "The Fire Warriors assault." They managed to sweeping advance that last unit off the table. For those not already laughing or rolling there eyes with disgust, this meant that little, wimpy blue aliens with guns that can blow up tanks decided to engage the eight foot muscle-bound Scottish Soccer Hooligans in hand to hand - and they overran them. Equally funny, but unintentional, was the shield drone that killed two assault marines.
#65691
This troper was at a birthday party (a pool party) when someone jokingly made a small tug at the bikini of a girl sitting next to him. The girl jumped out of the way only to have her bikini pulled off by the boy who meant to give it a small snap (like you might do with underwear) which revealed her rather large breasts. She spun around to try and get her top back but wound up getting her bikini bottom caught on one of the rocky edges and lose that as well. She tried to get out of the pool but hit her head on something and fell back in face first. She landed in such a way that everything from the waist up was showing out of the water (shallow pool) and everyone saw her very open vagina before she pulled her legs back down. She managed to get out of the pool and ran for a towel (her bikini top and bottom had both been destroyed by the rock and pulling) and wrapped herself in the first thing she found. It was made of plastic. It took her a minute to realize her mistake and she ran inside. We all laughed about it later (including her) and I have never since found a pool party that was ever quite as good. On a side note she now only wears one piece suits and doesn't go in any pool that has a rock wall instead of a smooth wall.
#65692
This troper has had it backfire on him in a game of MtG. He had about 10 or so summoned angels (Decree of Justice), but decided to humiliate his last opponent by having him deck out. Said opponent draws a Blaze, with JUST enough mana to kill this troper.
#65693
This troper was playing Soul Calibur 4 against a friend, said friend started using cheap moves and cheap characters, and essentially cheating his way to victory. So this troper switched to Yoda. He won by poking him once and dodging the rest of his attacks until time ran out.
#65694
This troper had it happen to him during a game of SuperSmashBros on his N64. The game was a 3-on-1, 2-stock team battle, where I was playing solo as Mario, while the team (Samus, Captain Falcon, and Jigglypuff) where computer controlled; Samus and Captain Falcon where the real challenge (Both being set to level 9) and Jigglypuff was thrown in as the round's joke character (Being set to level 1). While I managed to defeat Samus and Captain Falcon, getting pretty beat up in the process and losing one of my lives, I went in to defeat Jigglypuff; expecting an easy victory...until she found a hammer, which gave her enough of an edge to defeat me. It was quite frustrating; losing to a level 1 character like that.
#65695
This troperette was witness to one once. It was administered to the local JerkJock in high school in our school. See, he was insulting my friend Ronnie (not her real name) and hit a nerve when he called her mother (who was suffering from Asperger's) a dumbhead. Now, Ronnie is quite good at planning a XanatosGambit or a BatmanGambit. The next day, according to Ronnie, Mr. Jerk-riffic Jerky Jerk opened his locker. Something fell out. Turns out it was a picture of him catching kisses from girls who weren't his girlfriend. 'Course he somehow knew it was Ronnie. Cue him marching up...and Ronnie being all SmugSnake MagnificentBastard-like on him. He was about to beat her up when one of the teachers marched up to him and suspended him for all the stuff he got away with before. Ronnie had pretty much dug up the dirt on him. His reputation as a smart if somewhat ditzy jock who was faithful to his girl was destroyed, his girlfriend broke up with him by dumping her choco milkshake on his head, and me? I just strolled up to him and, in typical SesquipedalianLoquaciousness fashion... #QUOTE#- Me: It seems as if your treasured reputation has been brought down by a particular girl who you took the liberty of insulting. If I may conclude, Ronnie is exceptionally good at humiliating people and revealing who they are. (sticks out tongue and kicks him in his man-berries) I think we've heard the last from him.
#65696
I pulled one on just about every other guy in my youth group this one Saturday. First, I set myself to random, got Zelda, and beat two of my friends while only losing one life (it was set to stock five). Then, at the request of one of my female friends, I picked Jigglypuff and beat the 4th and 3rd best players in our group. Then, I set it to random, got a pink Yoshi, beat out one friend and took the 2nd best player down to his last life. Once I got a Smash Ball, my friend begged me not to use it, promising 'eternal props' if I didn't. So, I used an Assist Trophy, got Jill Dozer, and beat him without pressing B. Considering that everybody else was either using the cool-looking characters (e.g. Pit, Snake, Samus), or easy-to-use characters like Luigi or Kirby (which usually involves that stupid fan), it was quite satisfying to clean house with all the not-Peach girly characters.
#65697
This troper's annoyingly sore-winner little brother had this backfire ''beautifully'' on him: We were on vacation, he had brought his Gamecube and MarioKart (he's the kind that serves as an example of "kids addicted to videogames"). We happened to run into friends of our parents, who'd brought their kids along. Naturally, he wanted to play against them, even though they'd never played before (he's not the type to turn down a victory, especially an easy one). So they play (Waluigi Stadium) and he of course severely outstrips her, and decides to engage in a little CherryTapping by parking himself in reverse ''just'' in front of the finish line. So she keeps driving, despite the fact that it looked impossible to win, and ''catapulted into the finish line before anybody, least of all my brother, could react''. Lack of reaction continued for a while until we were sure of what we had just seen, then the HumiliationConga part kicked in: For ''ten whole minutes'', I (and my other brothers, minus the jerkass one) could not stop laughing, even after it hurt to do so. And even if we drew short of breath, one of us would instantly point a shaking hand at him, and the hilarity continued. It still brings a tear to my eye these many years later.
#65698
This troper ended up getting a large milkshake tipped over his head in public by his ex-girlfriend. The reason? I'm OCD as hell and she thought it was {{Adorkable}} when I freaked out over something.
#65699
Sort of an Inverted Trope here. Back in college, this troper was the GM for a long-running Marvel Super Heroes RPG - and to try to make it more fun, I didn't run the team of super-villain NPC's as harshly as I could. This, I found, led to a lot of behind-my-back talk and general disrespect. When I found out, I was not amused... and I promised myself whatever happened this coming session... ''my team of NPC villains would not lose.'' The next Saturday rolled around, the players showed up expecting the usual chance to beat up on my wimpy characters - and instead, they found themselves on the receiving end of a world-class stomping, as I played the characters without holding them back. In the space of ten minutes, four of the six PC's were '''THISCLOSE''' to being dead (and I had to do an AssPull to save the leader). The funny thing about it was that it became not only the moment that I developed a rep as 'the most dangerous GM' at my university, but when when my RPG campaign became THE campaign to get into.
#65700
This troper did one, albeit in his imagination. Somewhat. He was up against an AI, not a real person, in any case. In Spore, he plays an economic, and is VERY low on weaponry. He got a quest ordering him to destroy an empire, and decided to act upon it. Upon destroying only one turret, of one city, his health was near rock bottom. However, before he left, he turned the offending empire's grass and ocean purple, sky red, and dropped a Cute Mountain (For those who don't know, it's shaped like a flower) beside the capital city. If Spore was multiplayer, said empire would likely be livid.
#65701
I once had a bit of a laugh doing this when this accidentally happened during a game of 40k. I was using a wolf lord with a thunder hammer, melta bombs and Saga of the Warrior Born in a squad of Blood Claws, one of which had a plasma pistol and a power fist and it was the last turn of a game. It was a three way battle and I was in joint first, with my best friend in last. He was determined to win, so he charged his last remaining unit able to do anything into my squad: a dreadnought (he knew I normally have horrendous luck, so it wasn't as stupid an idea as it looks). My wolf lord and the other Blood Claws (not the power fist one) attacked with their grenades (the wolf lord used melta bombs), but failed to damage it. His dreadnought attacked, managing to take out all but one Blood Claw, but not the Wolf Lord (if he had managed that, he would have ended up with joint second). Not expecting to last long, I rolled for the remaining Blood Claw...and destroyed the dreadnought. For the curious, the Blood Claw is essentually the weakest unit in the Space Wolves codex (which isn't actually saying much), which made this very impressive in hindsight. At the time, I couldn't belive it, as it was the first time I'd won a battle that school year.
#65702
In the last third of my senior year, I went through a particularly harsh one. As the first movement, I got a trojan virus. On my [=mp3=] player. A large percentage of the device's data was corrupted, starting with two new [=EPs=] and a 1000 yen Bandcamp download. Then the damage began spreading. I'm addicted to it, which makes things worse. While I was stewing over that, I left my computer, a rental from the high school, containing drafts of various side-projects, countless pieces of paper, and the ''rough draft for my senior thesis'', on a southbound train, where we were pretty sure it was going to be pawned. As you can tell, I'm already having the kind of time describable only by quoting Passenger Of Shit. And yet, ItGotWorse. Within a week, a poorly timed disagreement as to whether or not I should teach Dad how to operate his own camera (a christmas gift, not from me, mind you) resulted in a spectacular TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that rapidly devolved into a rant about how much his life sucked and how I was the composed entirely of ego. This culminated in me getting shut out, uncertain as to whether I could pick up my stuff, as he opened the door to hurl, among other things, a business suit, a mug full of quarters, and a box of ice cream. His girlfriend didn't even flinch. they fixed the player, my computer was recovered by an official who found out phone number on a document, and, while Dad's initial ResuscitateTheDog attempt failed, we've patched things up a bit. I still don't visit him half as often as I used to, and for good reason--It wasn't a full year when he began acting as though I pulled a WoundedGazelleGambit.
#65703
While in a round of DungeonsAndDragons, our ranger encountered a thug while in town. Her attempt to intimidate failed, and she decided to ride off. Her pet hawk got knocked out on a pole, even though she ducked, and then, she fell off her horse and ''almost'' fell in the mud.
#65704
This Troper actually got one off in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh. He was dueling this one person who has a bit of a reputation for being a bit of a Smug Snake, and likes to gloat about his cards (and still does, even two years after the fact. Apparently he doesn't take direction well). I happen to run a Spellcaster deck, and I have a Dark Magician on the field and I'm down to my last card. I quickly ask for his remaining LP (it wasn't much, probably over 1000), and I draw...it's Mage Power. And I happen to have at least 3 cards face-down. Cue satisfying eleventh-hour win.
#65705
This Troper's mother had to deal with an abusive husbend who cheated on her regularally and was generally despised by everyone for being a real JerkAss. Well she finally got the proof he was cheating on her, she packed his bags and had him hand over his keys. When he refused to leave, she takes his own ash tray and beat him out of the house with it. AndThereWasMuchRejoicing in the neighborhood as a result, even the school teachers. To top it off, he had to resort to having his ''mother'' beg for her to let him back, mom didn't listen.
#65706
This troper, while in the Battle Tower on Global Pokedex Plus, was stomped six to zero four times in a row. It would be less humiliating if I wasn't so proud of my reputation there.
#65707
Mario Kart Wii. First place. Leading by half a lap. Final lap. Close to finish line. Promptly hammered by... a Blue Shell, Lightning, a Blooper, another Blue Shell, a Bullet Bill, a guy with Star Power and a thrown banana peel. Cue PrecisionFStrike and finishing last.
#65708
I was in the mall on a school field trip and we had 2 hours to eat and then go wherever. Over the course of those 2 hours, I managed to humiliate myself in front of several people. On my way down to the food court, a man asking for donations asked what 2 things people need every day were. Not hearing him, I stood there for a minute and said, "I don't know." I was promptly chuckled at as he told me, "Food and water." After eating, I went up to a store and forgot my change when I bought something. The woman at the counter yelled that out to me and everyone stared. Then, I played a Street Fighter demo in the mall's GameStop and got my ass whooped twice in front of a random group of people who were watching me. I went into another store and when the clerk asked me how I was, I completely forgot how to speak and just made a really weird snorting noise. I practically got lost going to the meeting place at the end of the 2 hours, so I ran around the mall panicking and nearly crying while other people looked on.