Inversion: This male troper spent five years as a pupil librarian at school, but never met any attractive female librarians or got any female attention for it.

Some of the greatest unrequited lusts of this troper's life have been women who work in bookstores.

This troper works in a bookstore... with several gorgeous women. One of which actually lampshaded this trope.

This troper tried applying for a position at his local library last summer, but failed the application exam. Then again, said library is a very modern one in which the people who work there don't do the whole archetypical librarian getup. His "signature" cosplay is a Hot Librarian.

This troper got his first dates from hot assistant librarians. Helps when they know their modern fiction, If You Know What I Mean.

Uh...I'm afraid I don't, really.

Same here, sorry.

Nope, don't even have any guesses .

You wooed them with ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''?

Maybe he has a modern fiction fetish?

He probably meant chick lit with lots of sex scenes.

In all seriousness, that that was a poor DoubleEntendre, because what.

Bryans}} This Troper knows a male librarian who could easily be mistaken for Bond}} Pierce Bronsan with a sharp beard and glasses. He gets a fair deal of attention from female patrons.

This Tropette! Or not...

This troper's library has a pretty boy with very long hair behind one of the desks. And an extremely pretty Asian girl.

This troper's high school librarian wasn't "hot" per se, but she was rather pretty (Even if she was kind of hefty), extremely friendly and always kind.

This troper's local library seems to have a penchant for hiring younger, attractive women for the children's librarian spot. I lol'd when I heard some of the paiges nurse crushes on her.

Seriously averted at this troper's library. There are about twenty women who work there. Maybe 2 are younger than 50.

Same for this troper. And one of them is my ''mom''. The ultimate in FetishRetardant.

This troper was a lab assistant in a first year physics class, met a young student who happened to be a part time Librarian, and life goes on. Both of ys have had several career changes, but she is my McGuyver and I am her Geek.

This (staight&female) troper's library has employed multiple redhead librarians. Most of the male ones were tall, lanky, and creepy. The females, however, were much prettier. Unfortunately, neither were easy to consult.

This troper wants to know where to find your library.

This troper's library has a girl who looks like a cross between Amber Benson and Jewel Staite.

This Troper, possibly, if the opinions and clumsy flirtations of teenage schoolgirls are anything to go by.

This Troper's roommate has a librarian fetish. To this day, I can never go to my university library without being acutely aware of what I know has transpired there.

This Troper's eleventh grade art teacher was a version of this. Somehow, nobody figured putting a 23 year old model-quality woman in with multiple classes of young 15-18 year old men was a bad idea.

This Troper had a similar thing with his English teacher, who was also a ChristmasCake InnocentFanserviceGirl. It was really amazing how she could keep a straight face while handing pieces of cake out on the last lesson, one of them having a cherry, after she specifically said "You can have my cherry." Every single male student was crushed when she got HappilyMarried a few months later. Still, we then got an actual HotLibrarian as the ''school'' librarian during a time when This Troper was the Library Prefect in his last year there. Who says being a nerd never pays off?

This troper to the point she's getting REALLY tired of the trope. One, for the number of bad pick-up lines ("so what's the penalty for a late book?" or "What kind of card do I need to check you out?" For serious, these have been used). Second for the number of times she's been told stuff like "So you're dating an Asian librarian? That's like out of a porno! Cool!" of which one boyfriend was very amused enough to relay back.

I'm sure it's no fun for you, but I kind of have to admire the audacity of a guy who would say "What kind of card do I need to check you out?"

This troper's local public library branch has more than its fair share of these. He's been in other libraries, and never has seen a hot:not ratio as good as his own. "I've worked for two of these in the last 3 years. The first was exactly my type too except for the fact she was old enough to be my mom. She was older than she looked.

Not a particularly interesting story, but This Troper, who is from Maryland, volunteered in a public library in order to obtain the public service credits that the Maryland school system requires for graduation. The first woman in charge of the program was a hot librarian. Her successor... wasn't.

Not exactly a librarian, but This Troper's literature teacher last year was unbelievably hot. Just about every male student in her class(and two female ones, actually) pretty much completely wasted their year learning with her just staring and drooling. Which is a shame, because she was actually a pretty good teacher(Or so the (other) girls claim). She was then replaced by a seventy years old, butt ugly male teacher, by the way, because that's how the universe works. Quick Edit: Said hot literature teacher was very very strict, very harsh with her punishments, and came from a prestigious all girls school. So much fetish fuel has never been crammed into one teacher before.

This troper is tempted to classify himself, as a hot librarian (I don't want to come off as conceited), what with my constant perma-stubble, tall, slightly built frame, and glasses. Also I don't mind helping a patron find anything they may need help looking for.

This troper's local library has the most adorable {{meganekko}} nerd librarian working there... Too bad she's at least a decade older than this troper.

Perhaps relatedly, this bespectacled philosophy-major troper has been told she looks great in her cap and gown and has a {{Tsundere}}-like thing going while studying. "Go away, I'm reading Kant."

I guess the ultimate would be a highschool freshman who fell ass-over-elbows in love with his ''drop-dead smoking hot'' librarian, became a star pupil to impress her, and asked the principal's permission to date her his senior year. Their exact fate is a mystery...but she 'retired' the day he graduated.

No ''way'' this could be the same people...unless...was there ever a big ugly ruckus when some idiot passed around photos of this happy couple at the beach?

This troper is in a library science Master's program (you can guess which one from where I live). Many of his classmates are quite attractive, in very different ways.

Subversion: This troper hasn't seen a hot librarian, but the girls who go to the library on the other hand...especially the HotRedhead who was reading a book on engineering.

My boss at my library is a very pretty and very sweet young lady who fits this trope perfectly.