Dungeons and Dragons: I didn't exactly kthill Cthul, but I did kthill his cthousin Steve, a giant squid. I had a Shock spell prepared, but I needed to get in position to cast it. It tried to grab me twice and missed, meanwhile it had eaten two members of the Party. I cast the spell, but it made its saving roll, what a disappointment. But that was the saving roll for its body; it failed the saving roll for its tentacles. Pop, pop, pop, all the tentacles fell off and it sank to the bottom of the sea, the sea, the sea. Then I swam down, slashed at its mouth, scored a critical hit and cut a hole big enough to free my comrades.

Missed me once = 1/10 chance; missed me twice = another 1/10; missed saving throw = 1/4; attack = 1/20; critical hit = 1/3; for a grand total of one chance in 24,000.

Real life: With a HumansAreCthulhu twist. My sister was draining her fish tank, only to suddenly exclaim "IT BIT ME!" and run off. The "It" in question was a fish roughly 1 inch in length, with no teeth. Think about this from the fish's perspective: a being several hundred times larger than you has just entered your home, and your first instinct is to taste it. Granted, it wasn't "punch out" so much as "send screaming to its mother" but still, that's pretty impressive considering the size difference.

Munchkin Cthulhu: I was playing Munchkin Cthulhu with 3 other people and the dungeon expansion, after the group voted to kill me, before my first turn, as a dungeon affect, I came back with a very good hand. Because of my Prehistoric Ax(+5), My Miner's Helmet (+2), Professor Telsas's Electrical Protective Device (PAT. Pending)(+4),a Flamethrower (Created Using Cinematic Rules)(+4), as well as being one of three cultists (+4), with a Backback Full Of Dynamite (+6) the first thing I fought was Great Cthulhu (Level 20) I beat him, alone, 26 to 20 on my first turn. And adding injury to insult, I got to keep my Backpack Full of Dynamite because I rolled a 6. DREAMS

I had this retardedly weird dream where the {{God}} decided to make mathematics the universal language (I have no idea how that works, at least not literally), with FlyingSpaghettiMonster as his right hand...thing. Being BookDumb math hater, I was really so terrified and grabbed a folk and threw it and what do you know, it flew like a goddamned Lance of Longinus and flew like a missile, piercing the FSM and hitting the God right in the heart, sending him flying to the moon and pinning him. I must have been really exhausted, you know, too tired that you can't even sleep properly type.

I once had a (rather strange, yet slightly scary) dream wherin I went about my daily business (Wake up, catch bus, go to school, that kind of thing), but throughout the dream there was a figure that kept appearing, as if stalking me (a good comparison would be the Slender man), everything around this figure twisted and distorted (unusual, as my dreams usually look relatively normal, even if the events are not), the ground, walls and objects warped and stretched as if the figure was a black hole, the colours and even the lighting of things around the figure changed (Some objects were reflecting blinding light whilst others were pitch black) and quite frankly, he was a bit of an annoyance (even though he didn't say anything). My solution? Kick him in the nuts. WRITING

So I got bored in the middle of brain-storming for a story about omni-dimensional Game Breakers, and decided to do a fun little exercise WhatIf segment taking place after the end of the story. Essentially, TheHero goes off on assignment to take back a universe from someone who just stole the resident god's power. Dimension Lord versus God Usurper! Heaven or hell, let's rock! After a scant few fight items (slicing Earth in half, walking and talking in space, a moon throwing contest, and making the sun go Red Giant), TheHero gets bored of handing out a CurbStompBattle and just punches the divinity out of the fucker. Then reminded him that the expanding sun should reach the parallel-Earth he was now stranded on in a few minutes. So I guess you could say it was more of a case of one Cthulhu punching out another Cthulhu.