BritainIsOnlyLondon
#16926
This troper has heard of American ''HarryPotter'' fanfic authors who have Hogwarts placed somewhere in London, despite the fact that it's in the north of Scotland. So that's right, the whole of Scotland ''is in London''.
#16927
Exemplifies this trope when you consider it's
expressly suggested it's hours away from Kings' Cross on the train.
#16928
Considering the efficiency of British public transportation, it's perfectly possible to spend a few hours in a train from Kings Cross and still be in London. Still not an excuse though.
#16929
Especially if you're on the Circle line.
#16930
This troper once came across a ''Harry Potter'' fic in which the characters are headed to King's Cross for the new school year, so they Apparate to the Leaky Cauldron. Then they walk over to the station, which, considering the Leaky Cauldron is supposed to be on Charing Cross Road, would take about thirty-three minutes according to Google Maps The author had apparently assumed that the Leaky Cauldron and King's Cross were right next to each other.
#16931
A phenomenon quite common in fanfiction, regardless of the nationality of the writer, when writing about a series set in a part of the world they know nothing about.
They just don't care enough to take fifteen minutes to
actually look stuff up to make sure they're not writing
complete and utter garbage, so they stick anything they want anywhere they
GOD damned well please. And just try to call them out on it, especially on Fanfiction.net. I dare you.
#16932
This Troper has a friend who was interviewing to rent a room in someone's house in America and brought along her mother as a character reference. When it was brought up that she was from England and the interviewer asked where, specifically, her mother responded, quickly, "London". The correct answer? Chatham, Kent. Admittedly, that's a
FROG-7 throw away, but still...
#16933
Bizarrely this Troper also comes from Chatham, Kent. When she lived in France, she found it was far easier to say she was from London than be more specific. Although in a similar, country-specific vein she finds it necessary to just say "kent" (an entire county) when asked by fellow Brits where she lives.
#16934
Whenever a brain-dead American celebrity (ie Christina Aguilera) is asked by the British press something to the effect of "How do you like the UK?" they will almost always answer with "I LOVE London!"
#16935
This Troper visits the states about once a year, and almost ''always'' is asked where she's from at some point during the trip (given the American's apparent obsession with the British accent) - she quickly learned that "Buckinghamshire" meant less than nothing to them, and now settles for "about an hours drive from London".
#16936
To be fair, if I told you I was from Clay County, Missouri, you would have no clue where I was talking about. So, using landmarks is the more ''reasonable'' way to go about it, in your case.
#16937
This Troper is always divided on whether to say "about twenty minutes from Disneyland" or "on the outskirts of Greater L.A."
#16938
This Troper can't say "I grew up in Youngstown" to anybody who doesn't live in Ohio. It's always "I grew up near Cleveland." Similarly, my best friend always has to explain that she's from the ''state'' of Washington, not Washington, D.C.
#16939
Or Washington, England.
#16940
This troper is so glad she was born in Atlanta!
#16941
This troper wishes that this becomes a precedent, and that people begin using landmarks/cities as location; it's quite annoying when someone says they're from an area that most people from their country obviously know where it is, but very few outside of that country does.
#16942
This Troper's company was visited by an American salesman who telephoned his head office in the States announcing, "I'm calling from London, England", prompting looks of astonishment from his hosts who believed themselves to be in Coventry.
#16943
This Troper recently visited New York, upon being asked where I was from, I answered "York" and was continually surprised when people (including New Yorkers) did not know that "New York" was named after somewhere else. One person correctly guessed it was in England, and promptly asked how far that was from London.
#16944
Actually, New York was originally named New Amsterdam by the Dutch until it was traded to Britain for Guyana. It was renamed New York in honor of the Duke of York, who later became James II of England. So it was actually named after James II, not York, though I guess you could say that it was indirectly named after him since his Dukedom was centered on York.
#16945
In a similar vein, this Troper was listening to an American podcast that read out an email from a listener in "Boston, England". The hosts decided that the listener had meant to say "Boston, New England" or the like and spent a few minutes teasing him for "not knowing where he lives". Boston is in Lincolnshire.
#16946
Try being from a city which had it's unique name hi-jacked and made famous by a certain Civil War-era president (albiet unintentionally). Going around America saying your from Lincoln just isn't quintessentially British for the Yanks, who assume that Lincoln in Lincolnshire in England was named for Abraham Lincoln. Still, it could be worse, I could be from Washington near Newcastle. (NB: The name "Lincoln" descends from the Latinised Romano-Celtic name "Lindensium Colonia" meaning "city by the pool", and was founded by the Romans c.43 AD.)
#16947
This Troper's Yorkshireman fiance was visiting her in Colorado this week, we went out to lunch and the guy behind the counter commented on his accent "where are you from?" "northern england" "oh.....you mean Scotland?"
#16948
Some American once tried to say to me that Britain is only England. I'm Scottish, so I naturally got ticked.
#16949
Some people who actually live in England try to say Britain is only England. This troper is from Wales and gets really annoyed by this. I was in Las Vegas and a woman from England was telling a local about a show they have in England called "The X Factor". I would've loved to step in and say "We have it in Wales and Scotland too. It's also FILMED there as well as in England!"
#16950
When an English person is in America we can also get specific about our country. Some will choose to say they're from England and stick with that to keep it simple for the Americans. But if some English in England say stuff like what you mentioned then that's just silly.
#16951
This troper moved to Canada from England in 2006, at age 14. He lived in Cornwall. Canadians ask how far away from London it is.
Urgh...
#16952
How could we forget Madonna declaring on American television that 'England (!) is a small country, there is only one city'? (and here it is: 4.22 in) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCzZYhpSqQM
#16953
This troper, if he ever does a show in London, (or any other part of the UK or Ireland) vows to say "HELLO SUSSEX!" as a nod to this trope.
#16954
This Troper's currently attending uni in London and is even more supremely annoyed by this phenomenon - it just somehow seems like a larger insult to the intelligence when you actually live in the city, pretty damn far away from any famous landmarks (anyone seen the Barbican in any films lately? Me neither, and that's the closest to my area). So, in my writing, I tend to obsessively abuse Google Maps and go overboard with placing the action far away from local landmarks and in other cities. I've kinda been pondering a verse where for comedy's sake the UK imposes more absurdly draconian measures on tourism to stamp out this trope (sample: Westminster Palace gets repurposed as a general store, the guards are abolished, all tourists landing in the country are forced to name at least one more city before being allowed in), AuthorTract be damned.
#16955
This troper went on a trip to England to visit my father. When I got back, ''everyone'' assumed I had been in London the whole time. Actually, no, I'd gone to a town called Haydenburg and then to Nottingham, and actually went nowhere near London.
#16956
People around me seem to think that London is a country and a city at the same time, sometimes they think the same for Paris.
#16957
This tropette and her family tend to say that we live near Manchester, when it's half an hour's train ride from where she lives, and would be amazed if she didn't have to explain that she lives in Penwortham, Lancashire.
#16958
Every year my family and I go abroad to Cyprus or Spain. Last year we decided to experiment and go to mainland Greece instead. People couldn't tell whether we were American Or English apparently. When one waitor asked which one it was and we said England he responded with: "Ahh England, London is a beautiful city." Cue astonished expressions. We actually live in Wirral -about an hour away from Liverpool- which is in the North West and nowhere near London.