ActuallyPrettyFunny
#906
In my drama club, a bunch of kids were making AIDS jokes, and one of my friends told them to cut it out. My response? #QUOTE# Haldo: Oh, come on, {friend's name}! You've got stay positive! #QUOTE# Friend: EFF you! #QUOTE# Haldo: sorry, sorry... #QUOTE# Friend: No, it's ok. That was actually pretty funny.
#907
Also, usually I hate it when a work seems to buy into gay stereotypes, buuuut... the song "I wish I was queer (so I could get chicks)" is funny enough that I just don't care ;)
#908
This trope was the only reason this ponderously-built troper made it through grade school.
#909
Over last summer, This Troper was in the car with her parents on their way from the suburbs of Los Angeles (Where this troper lives) to Lake Tahoe. My dad was complaining about how fast my mom was going when it seemed like she wasn't going fast. Five minutes later, we get pulled over by Highway Patrol for going over the speed limit. I resisted the urge to laugh until we were back on the road.
#910
In this troper's Ethics class, we somehow got on a tangent about the weirdest accidental deaths we had ever heard of (I suppose we were trying to figure out whether or not the person responsible for the accident should be charged with Depraved Indifference...it was very random.) I started telling a story I had heard about a women who snuck up behind a blind man standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon and yelled "boo", causing him to fall to his death. Another kid was talking about these two women who were decapitated by a low flying airplane. Then we started talking about a man who committed suicide by jumping off a building and on the way down was accidentally shot by someone inside the building who was attempting to murder his boss. Even our teacher was cracking up at how absolutely insane some of these stories were, the whole class was in stitches.
#911
In my high school art class, we had a substitute teacher on the day we went over the "5 Basic Shapes," which were filled-in circles, curved lines, empty circles (which I argued were basically just curved lines, to no avail), straight lines, and dots. Except, some prankster added to the bottom a crudely-drawn "<==3" shaped penisactually looked more like a squiggley triangle, labeled, as if it was the sixth basic shape. Normally this kind of thing would make me groan and wonder when the hell everyone will grow up, but seeing as it was there ''as the sub was pointing to the items on the list and talking about them, approaching the bottom,'' the situation became humorous and I couldn't wait to see her reaction (she didn't appear to notice it). When she reached the bottom, all she did was erase it violently while sarcastically commenting "Thaat's ''niccccccccccce.'' She herself sounded somewhat amused, but it may have been just because she had a ridiculously high-pitched voice. It should be noted that this would have provoked my normal art teacher to rant at us, since this is technically a college-level art class that gives college credits and she's a college teacher.
#912
In a {{Shadowrun}} game I was playing in, I once conned two other characters into engaging in a drinking contest and then had a lot of fun the next morning abusing the two poor hung-over shadowrunners with excessive enthusiasm, bright lights, and coffee. Our hacker was following me around the whole time alternating between telling me how I was a mean and nasty person and trying not to laugh.
#913
When my brother was in grade school, he pantsd a kid on the playground. He got in no end of trouble and was miserable for it, but my mom spent the entire day trying not to laugh outright. Finally, when he was in bed at the end of the day, she relented, leaned into the doorway, and said "Hey, kid? Everybody funny. Now you funny too."