I forgot to mention that the very last of my results came in today. The final practical result from CS was 17 out of 18, which isn't bad for a practical that no one understood (not even the demonstrators or half of the lecturers). Actually it might have been to do with the way I just copied it all off the sample answer... but still.

As for Chemistry, the oral results were pretty unanimous - they didn't like the way we didn't use Powerpoint. Who needs technology anyway? The final insult from Professor Walton came when I went to pick up my results envelope. Printed in bold on the front was the name David X. Newton. I think I'll stick that on my pinboard.