I said that I was going to sleep off the effects of last night, but even after allowing adequate time for any hallucinations to fade these videos of Hatoful Boyfriend appear to still exist, so I suppose I have no choice but to edit them into something presentable for upload. We got more carried away than I could have ever hoped for last night in a session that lasted just over three and a half hours in total, and so this is going to become a tail (and beak) concerto in five parts up until the point we have currently reached. Do you see what this game does to you?

Therefore:

Part Two - In which we spend some more time at the school talking to the more... well, I shouldn't use the word "normal", but... not as actively demented inhabitants. And also Doctor Murderbeaks.

Notable highlights include:

2:28 Kjorteo hatches a plan
2:56 Xaq works it out
3:35 The return of the sexy Yuuya voice
7:00 The scariest I have ever been
8:30 A moment of cast confusion
8:50 The calorie-beep
10:45 The script finally gets too unbelievable
11:50 Much rejoicing
12:55 Sakuya indignance and cheerleading
15:40 Flag-identification failure on multiple levels
16:50 "Look at all these countries I used to own!"
17:50 Further Yuuya scandal
20:50 Ninja doctor
22:40 Dove odour
24:05 The worst joke I've ever heard
25:43 Go to the...
28:18 Genius ad-libbing without actually changing any of the words
29:17 The musical payoff

Part Three - Where we finally meet the Crimson Angel of Judecca, a biker bird, and then go to a cafe.

2:10 Transported to another dimension
3:00 Tempting the game
3:50 Anghel's glorious appearance
5:30 Luca Turilli and Anghel
8:55 Temperature and blood
9:39 Sakuya's book
9:50 Too noble to listen to the commoners!
10:30 Banging coconuts
13:28 Anghel's reappearance and further madness
16:10 Slideshow and musical interlude
17:16 We start talking to ourselves
20:15 Acting aspirations
21:05 Speed limits

Yes, everyone else who knew me in school and might happen across these posts on Facebook - this really is what I'm doing in my life now. Are you honestly surprised?