I beat St Andrews. The end guy was hard. In fact, Chris and Paul both got to the quarter-finals of the DDR tournament as well - we did Melville proud, though I'm not sure if that's altogether a good thing.

Unfortunately a side-effect is that whenever I close my eyes now all I see is the image of arrows scrolling up the screen and bursting. The machine's coming to get me.

So I got a Guinness hat, a "9" cap and a Budweiser T-shirt. Oh, and a bottle of wine which I've donated to Paul for the Raisin Weekend effort.