I haven't had much to say in this recently, apart from that I eventually broke down and confessed everything to Whitney two days after she hadn't noticed at all, and had karmic retribution later on in the form of taking a significant amount of the skin off the back of my left hand while gesticulating overenthusiastically.

While I try to scrape something interesting together, do you want to hear that man with the weird eyebrows from Busted ruining one of Maiden's classics? Of course you do.