YES YES YES BOLLOCKS I HAVE TO SPEAK AMERICAN FOR A WEEK YES YES

The polls are closed on the west coast. Barack Obama is now above 270 and will be the President. Before we even have certain results from the states still swinging, it's all over.

Well done, America - I think I like you a lot more than I have done for the last eight years. For the first time... I'm actually quite proud to be here.

Here, have some Obiscuits.