This troper has always wanted to say "You can correlate my contents any day." More precisely, she's always wanted to meet the kind of guy who would appreciate it.

"Be it blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; I'd show you that your Ocean need not be silent any day."

This troper's friend, upon seeing our schools rather attractive new gym teacher, remarked "She can help me with gym anyday." Of course, that's what she's there for, but he probably thought he was being clever.

He should have used "She can pump my iron anyday" or "She can stretch MY muscles!", that's what I would have said.

She can dodge my balls anyday - She can bench my press - She can clean my jerk...really, I could go on and on...

Wait, why would you want her to ''dodge'' your balls?

She can vault my horse?

This troper is not a lawyer, but if he were he would look for an opening to say, "You can habeas my corpus any day."

Which technically makes sense even if you're speaking in a dead language, as 'habeas' means 'know' and 'corpus' means body, not necessarily a dead one.

YouFailDeadLanguagesForever, as 'habeas' comes from the verb 'habeo', which means 'to have'. (As well as a lot of related meanings. None of them being 'to know'.) "You can have my body any day" sounds pretty cheesy as far as pick-up lines go, besides 'You can habeas' is grammatically wrong as 'habeas' is the wrong form of the verb.

Wrong. "Habeo" is the first person singular marked form; "habere" is the infinitive.

This Troper is a history / linguistics / anthropology student in university. He officially adopts this as his new pickup line, thank you very much Original Poster. Ditto for the socialist one below, if he ever meets a socialist.

This troper is just waiting for the opportunity to meet someone with socialist leanings and say 'you can seize ''my'' means of production any day you like.'

That's . . . that's fantastic. Seriously, have an internet or three.

That's completely fucking brilliant. Have a basket of cookies and a hug. *hugs*

Be PyroSkittle the only one who has actually used a proper form of this? Ironically, I used the actual expression given here in English where my crush (who sat next to me) asked me about sentence structure. I literally said, 'You can verb my noun anyday,' and surprisingly, it actually helped him learn the difference between adverbs and pronouns. He still said no when I asked him out, though.

You win an internet. Use it wisely.

The guy you talked to also loses an internet for not going out with a girl who qoutes Tv Tropes.

"Now we're going to do the butterfly!" "You can butter my fly any day."

I use a variant of this as an insult... I'll verb ''your'' noun! this happened when one day I got in a lame insult war with my older brother.... "Your face is stupid" "your mom is stupid" "your mom's face is stupid" (at this point her was sure he had won) "well, I'll stupid your mom's face!" it has since evolved to mostly only use verbs and nouns however....

I had one that progressed similarly. It ended with "Oh yeah? Well, I glass penis YOU!" It then dissolved into laughter.

This troper and her friend play ''zOMG!'' rather often. Upon seeing a gift box for the first time, and having it tell him to "FILL THE BOX!", this troper's friend says, "I'll fill your box any day."

One day at school, eating lunch, I had a few of these, based on various random food items. The two I remember most are "you can rice my crispy any day" and "you can pop my tart any day".

I had something similar happen during a conversation with friends. To this day, I cannot think of Apple Jacks without laughing inside.

In a subversion, this troper and company like to use non-puns enhanced with bass-toned voices and vaguely southern accents. The idea is to use utterly non sexy material like "I just had a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I'll send troops through ''your'' capital." Eww.

This troper has used "I'll drown ''your'' Pikachu". It Makes-- okay it really doesn't make much sense in context either. RuleOfFunny.

I once blurted out, "I'll culture ''your'' enlightenment!" I have also internally said this trope many times.

This is done frequently on Fark whenever there's an article about a hot actress and it will generally involve some pop culture reference about her.

This troper once saw a random piece of fantasy art on 4chan, accompanied by a comment along the lines of "this is what Little Red Riding Hood should have looked like." This troper's response was, of course: #QUOTE#''She can carry a basket of goodies to my house any day.''

I actually used this to study for a college biology test once. We has to remember where various energy processes went on in the cell, leading to "I'd like your electron transport chain in my inner membrane."

This troper always wanted to find a girl which uses Linux, just so he can say "you can grep my module anyday". (BTW, for him, 'grep' is just fun to say)

If Youtube Myspace, I'll Google your Yahoo.

This troper, having a crush on the main character of Karin/Chibi Vampire, says that "Karin can bite my neck any day"

Similar story with this troper. She has an unusual/uncomfortable fondness for Medic and says that, "Doktor can examine me any time!"

This troper would love to meet a girl who as nerdy as he is, just so he can say to her "You can use my sonic screwdriver any day".

How 'bout "You can fly my TARDIS any day"?

A good 40% of this troper's conversation consists of conversation of this variety, nonsensical or otherwise.

You can expunge my data anyday. When I find a girl who can appreciate that one I'm marrying her on the spot.

I know one, she's [[spoiler:__]] years old and lives near [Redacted].

I think HuskyStarcraft had a realy good one, "I so want to Nydus your main."

"I'm onna square your root in a second!" (a TA for an elementary school this troper went to years ago)

As a task for an induction process, this troper's crush had to sing a song to her (any song). He ended up singing "Light My Fire" by TheDoors and doing a great Jim Morrison impression. Later, the same troper decided on the CodeName Jim Morrison for her crush. She jokingly said, "He can light my fire any day."

Bow chicka bow wow!