Well, for starters, some creepy religious leader has been reciting my dreams back to my friends and I with no way of knowing them. His little love interest/sidekick thing also described my friend's bedroom to her perfectly, because he was claiming he was standing in it 'in force.' I've had recurring nightmares about a there being shed in a forest by my house, which has a giant eye monster living in a huge hole in the floor. Then a friend of mine goes to that forest, looks around, and confirms that there is in fact a shed there, complete with hole, but currently minus eye monster. Then, meeting a guy in dreams, then having him somehow Email you in real life. Bonus points if he isn't lying about the story of him really being in a hospital somewhere, but moving around metaphysically.

Weird shit just happens to me. People who don't even know me actually can guess my randomness desires and read my mind. Being within a non-relationship and so so much more.

Oh, where do I start?

Ghosts apparently like me enough to pop up everywhere.

Tall, Dark, and Skinny follows me around.

My friends can read my mind.

I dreamed about meeting my best friend several months bbefore.

This troper's friend actually said to him "Well, you're a weirdo, so it's natural that you'll always attract weirdos. Live with it". Words of wisdom...

This tropette tends to have this happen enough. Just a small list:

Ghosts pop up ''everywhere.''

I can predict my friends' rooms scarily perfect, right down to wall color and posters. But I do this best with close friends.

I once dreamed about an earthquake over in Japan in 2007. Guess what happened, though granted, it did take 4 years.

I inexplicably come up with character designs that look like popular characters...without ever having seen or even heard about said popular characters (as in, I once came up with a design that looked like Akari, even though I'd never heard of Aria before.)

I attract the weirdest guys sometimes (just to give some of these guys the benefit of the doubt, maybe some of them aren't weird, but merely don't fit my standards - but for good reason). "Weird" in general is not an issue, since I'm quite the weirdo myself (For starters, I'm goth. You may fill in the blanks.). I think that, much like the concept of beauty, weirdness is in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes weirdness can be watered down into two categories: fantastically weird, and then stalker weird. My problem is that I tend to attract the latter type of weirdo male. Case and point, I attended a SteamPunk convention recently, so that alone should automatically imply fantastic weirdness. However, the hotel that the convention was being held at was also hosting some sort of reunion among a bunch of senior citizen-aged Black Americans. Being a black person myself, the thought just had to pop into my mind: ''Uh oh. One of these people is going to feel obliged to approach me just because I'm one of the few black females attending this convention.'' It happened. Some older guy approached me, mumbling words that I could hardly make out, but I just humored him and hoped that he was just another old dude who wanted to lecture the non-conformist youths of the day and then he'd eventually have to take his pills and leave. Unfortunately, this was not to be. In fact, I could hardly understand what the hell he was talking to me about, as he was speaking in entirely NonSequitur. In between he'd throw in random compliments to me, to which I would callously say, "...thanks." But I knew I had to leave when I heard the words "wish", "marry", and "you" in the same sentence, so you can imagine how I made my way to the opposite end of the hotel as fast as I could.

So does this troper, except she's white. The defining characteristics of the ones that she has attracted is that they have all had an age difference of at least four years or more (three of the men she attracted were while she was underage); two of them have been complete douchebags (one of them a rapist) and the other two have had major hangups/problems with their social lives. What's a girl have to do to find a nice boy around here?

This Troper's two friends are Weirdness Magnets, which makes them real fun to hang around. Some samples:

Buddy has teriyaki chicken and chopsticks in bag, bag is tightly tied up and sealed, this thing's never gonna open. Buddy falls over, bag goes flying, makes a mess. Buddy leaves it there. Buddy checks his pocket to make sure his Yu-Gi-Oh cards haven't fallen out. Buddy finds chopsticks that were in the bag that was tightly sealed and never opened.

Furthermore, buddy ate a candy(something was notably different with the packaging) as we left the restaurant, then after finding chopsticks, also found the same candy he'd eaten a half-hour earlier, fully intact and with the weird packaging.

And then there's the stories where they're walking down the street, and people try to sell them weird stuff, like raw meat, and a DVD player that fits on the tip of their finger(it plays REAL DVDs).