I played a game the other day with me as Necrons and him as GreyKnights. It was capture and control and we tied but the highlight of the match was when he deicded that his chimera with 0 weapons left and no passangers was no longer any use. His InsaneTrollLogic decided the best option was to [i] ram my monolith, with a chimera [/i]. Sadly it did not get all sixes and failed to touch my 'lith.

I once got into melee combat between a squad of regular Gaurdsmen and Abbadon. He missed every attack and when it was my turn to attack i managed to get enough sucessful hits to kill him. Sadly his squad managed to get me on the next turn but I was well beyond hope then and just wanted to kill his best character.

During a Take and Hold (two objectives on the opposite ends of the map) against Space Marines I had three Nobz in Mega Armor camp on my objective and the rest of the forces raced toward the opposite table edge. On the last turn a single Shoota Boy left from a mob (the fourth model that survived from the whole army) looked at the objective, prayed to Mork and plunged headlong at it. I rolled a 6 for the Run move. He made it by half an inch!

during a 2 on 2 friendly match (chaos and necrons vs tau and guards) I charged a group of berserkers into a group of tau fire warriors, killing them all... on the same turn my friend fired into a group of kroot, killing them all... in the same mack my dreadnought one-shotted a hammerhead and standard group of marines were constantly attacked by a group of guardsmen and they never lost a man, over all it was a great game

I have used many of the gun sight bitz that come with ork boyz to give all of the slugga boyz in my WAAAAGH! iron sights on their close combat weapons. It seemed like the orky thing to do and it has probably made them hit better in close combat.

I have lost Ghazghkull against an IG army. In the first turn, the Trukk he was riding on Kareened! 18" straight into the enemy, Ghaz was the only one to be wounded. Turn 2-5 he rampages and removes twice his points value in models, and in my opponent's 5th shooting phase Ghaz was caught outside of combat and took 3 wounds 1 from a meltagun, and the last 2 from two guardsmen with Grenade Launcher!

I was playing a 1,000 pt game of my Orks vs a friend's Black Templars. He had two gigantic units of black templars, a devastator, and a couple of skimmers. I was able to take out the skimmers and the devastator, and by throwing three of my four units of shoota boyz at it, I was able to nearly eliminate one of his massive troop units. Last turn, and he had it all sown up, his one massive unit on one of the objectives, the remnants of the other contesting a second objective. In my desperation, I gave a loud and heartfelt prayer to Gork and Mork, and fired my Shokk Attack Gun. It rolled double 6s for damage, didn't scatter, and that whole massive unit of Black Templars, easily triple or even quadruple my Big Mek's points cost, just went bye-bye, no saves allowed. He won the game on kill-points, but we both agreed that the Big Mek was totally MVP.

When 40k's Apocalypse was quite new, I was securing one entire flank of the large table when out of nowhere a player using Shrike and his Wing of veteran assault marines blindsided me. One round of slaughter basically saw Dante reduced to 1 wound, his large escort chopped to ribbons and Shrike and his armed to the teeth Wing taking almost no casualties in return. I kept imaging Shrike going "OhCrap" as next turn, Dante called his strike cruiser and asked it to bombard his position with no less than 4 accurate devastating hits on a bunched up group of models. Nothing that did not have an Invulnerable save survived that bombardment... including Shrike himself. What was especially funny is that Shrike's chaplain (who had an Invulnerable save) survived that bombardment too, and the minor character proceeded to beat the stuffings out of one of the most honorable, major characters in 40k fluff, in retaliation for that bombardment... Also, the joke around the store when the new 5th edition Space Marine Codex is that Shrike finally wised up and got himself an Iron Halo (and thus an Invulnerable save) thanks to that incident...

For some reason, when playing againt my friend, the dice behave in strange ways. I've had my Chaos Lord attack his command squad, kill most of them while losing one wound to a power fist (he had already lost one wound to shooting), and on the next turn, get killed by the last remaining model in the unit, a Guardsman carrying a battle standard (we ruled that he managed to drive the banner through the helmet's eyepiece), had a single Chaos Space Marine survive 120 lagun shots, had had my Dark Eldar Archon charge a unit of 50 Guaardman with a Comissar, win the combat and run them down after they fail their leadership 10 with reroll, only to spend two turns stuck fighting a squad 5 Guardsmen in a combat whre nobody hits anything, and had all my lances roll ones to hit or penetrate. He also has a group of Nobs that have an absurdly high track record when ti comes to passing their saves.

my tyranids are somwhat known for bing tank killers in all forms, hivetyrants have onshot dreatnorghts from the otherside of the feild, a carnifex tore up a mob of killa kans and my biovore took down a devilfish.

This Troper once had a Daemon Prince killed in a single round of shooting by a squad of Conscripts. He also watched a match in which a group of Lictors were stalemated in assault for the entire game by a pair of Ratling Snipers who refused to fail their armor saves.

This Troper used green stuff to create a small rabbit and mounted it on a flying base. Said rabbit is used as a Daemon Prince with a Tzeentch Chaos Marines army. His kill count in one Apocalypse game came to twenty-three Imperial Guardsmen, seven Assault Marines, and a Dreadnaught.

This troper is keeping a running tally of powerful enemy characters that have perished due to getting wounded by my Hive Tyrant's bonesword and rolling boxcars on their Ld check to not die. This happens in my games far more often than probability would suggest.

In a game recently this troper had a Tyranid zoanthope (floating brains that fire psychic death lasers and are pitifully feeble in assault) assaulted by a unit of Ork bikerboyz, who proceeded to utterly fail to hurt it. In return it headbutted one of them to death. The bikerz failed their morale test and were run down by my Zoey. It was hilarious.

I have played one 2 vs 2 game (My Orks and Necrons vs Tau and Eldar). My partner was almost useless, but my single, 115 point Warboss in Mega Armour was able to stomp through almost the entire Tau army by himself including a squad of Dire Avengers before he finally died to a squad of pathfinders. In a different game where a friend of mine just threw everything we had at each other. Ghazghkull managed to kill Typhus, a squad of Possessed Marines, a Land Raider and a small number of Plague Marines before he died. In total, he killed over 700 points by himelf.

Played a 6 player (three to a side) game of king of the hill yesterday, with a time limit rather than a turn limit. Come the end of the game, I had a lone scout with a heavy bolter stood on top of the hill, with a squad of kroot within assualt range. If they managed to assault, then they would have gained the hill, killed my scout, and won. Cue the scout promptly (deliberately) failing his -50% morale check, running to the other side of the hill, putting the kroot out of assault range, then my turn starting and my scout regrouping just as time was called.