Like, hi. I like, totally can't belive you guys didn't make a troper tales for this yet! SO not cool.

This Troper speaks in a Valley Girl speech pattern whenever she cosplays as Poland.

This troper befriended the quietest, shyest, most softly-spoken girl she'd ever met last year. For nearly six months she'd only get a wave; mid-year, though, she had the shock of her life when Softy, who was most definitely a ShrinkingViolet, trusted the troper enough to speak to her. To this day this troper has not met anyone with a more contradictory voice and personality and a worse ValleyGirl twang. She, though, is still this troper's homie.

This troper lives in Ramona. A tiny town situated in a Southern California valley. The constant, grating sound of ValleyGirl accents, their over-exuberance over the littlest things (accompanied by an increase in accent and volume) as well as their baffling stupidity are two major contributing factors to his early graduation. This troper runs into them much less frequently now that he attends college; maybe most of them can't get that far?

When this troper went to the Cartoon Art Museum in SanFrancisco, there's two girls who work there. And they both talk like stereotypical valley girls. One of them even has blonde hair.

This troper works in an office with a girl who looks like a skinnier version of LindsayLohan....bright red ginger hair, orange skin, and her voice is the most grating valley girl accent ever heard.