'Diarrhea in a bottle' = cola drink. 'Rancid cum buckets' = a pack of yogurts. 'Dried rotten blood' = black pudding. 'Shit' = alcoholic drink... all of them courtesy of my friend. You can tell he has a strange mania with bodily secretions. 'Bear farts' = cookies. 'Bee vomit' = honey. My little brother made those up.

This troper's family also refers to honey as bee vomit.

This Troper's family is full of avid gardeners, and we refer to our collection of seed catalogs as the "PornStash."

"Seed catalogs"? ...Interesting.

Similar things happen with other interests. When my brother, cousin, and I (all electronics nerds in one form or another) shared an apartment, we referred to Computer Shopper as Porn. I've (jokingly) referred to a ham radio catalog the same way!

The father of this troper's friend jokingly refers to his money (or the people whose pictures are on the money) as his "pin-up girls".

I've got a few good ones for children. Crotchfruit, Twat Truffle, Fuck Trophy, Cunt Candy, Crotch Monkey, and my personal favorite, Fruit of the Womb.