Long setup required, please read patiently: I was in a college-equivalent class where everyone had completed a two-month internship in company, then had to present and describe their work experience in front of three teachers. To help us with the public-speaking part, there were rehearsals in front of the whole class. For some reason, they insisted on having us give our names, which gave the whole thing a rather surreal feeling best described by "Hi, my name is Bob and, (tone shameful) uh, I finished an internship this summer." "All (chorus): Hello, Bob!"Â

During introductions at his school's Scifi/Fantasy club, one of this troper's friends introduced himself and followed up with "I haven't played ''{{World of Warcraft}}'' in three months". Cue mock applause. Â