For some weird reason (maybe the Almighty likes to get His holy giggles through me?) everyone seems to think that I'm a sort of incredibly capable and dangerous
techpriest that spends his free time cyber-stealing businesses' confidentials, beats any game on the market with astonishing ease -even with a bored face, some say- and has memorized the entire Wikipedia just for fun. So much that this, together with my love for anime and PC games, are considered my defining traits, to the point that everyone thinks I have no other topics of conversation, ergo, no social life. The sad truth? I suck in console games and do just OK in online [=FPSs=], and can't even crack a simple WEP key for my life. And also, I like music and a good read, thank you very much. The fact that I work as an IT grunt doesn't help the situation. Well, at least I know how to do my job properly.