This troper uses {{Unusual Euphemism}}s in speech, and *honk* in text.

This troper actually ''says'' "beep" in place of his stronger swearing.

Make that two tropers who do this.

Me three!

Me four.

Me five.

This troper stops short whenever she says goes to say the "F" word. Unless she's ''really'' angry. Pretty much comes out as "Ff".

Me too. It's like I have a block when it comes to that word, like I can't say it. Most of the time.

I, Prime Evil, sometimes do Craig Ferguson's "OOH-LA-LA!", "WHASSACUMMINAGO!" and "CRIKEYDINGO!" sound effect bleeps.

This troper makes a kind of non-sound but closing his mouth and sucking in, usually leaving enough of the work to make the message clear, for example "he's a f(non-sound)ing moron

I can't possibly be the only one who finds the sound effect usually used for censoring funny.

I think that too. It's part of the reason why the Non-Fat Yogurt episode of Seinfeld is one of my favorites.

At dinner, this troper's brother started saying something, paused, and a beep from some electronic device was timed perfectly. It sounded like he was censored. This troper was the only one who thought it was funny and laughed so hard she cried.

This troper, probably taking clues from cable TV censorship, tends to lower her voice in the middle of the word, coming out with stuff like "what the fu--ng fu--."

This Troper uses "crag" as a censor a lot. (It originated from VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Chapter 5 ("of the Cragnons").) Though I don't know why I still use it, after the Permajail from the Spamquanzah Incident on digibutter.nerr, the site that uses it the most. Also, on Roblox, the auto censor is [="[ Content Deleted ]"=]. My favorite variation is to bleep something in chat with [="[ Content=] ''Baleeted'' [=]"=]. Another common (''and totally ignored by the admins!'') swear phrase is "WHAT THE BRICK?!", originating from a place called Doom Caverns.

This Troper once saw an encounter in his school were a kid in a wheelchair used noises from it to block out swear words as a joke. It was played straight then subverted when this exchange occurred: ->Kid: What the *beep* fuck. Oops.

This troper was about to drop the F-bomb, but was cut off by a large truck driving by.

I stepped on my friend's foot in middle school at the end of the class, prompting him to exclaim, "You son of a b-". The school bell immediately rang, sounding very much like the cliched "bleep" censor.

When a song this troper is singing during a voice lesson contains a swearword, he usually hits a diminished chord on the piano.

This troper is not a fan of swearing in the slightest, and generally tries to avoid it. Sometimes, however, the replacement of a swear word with a less offensive non-swear word just doesn't work out. So, he is entirely willing to just make censor noises with his mouth. For example... ->AMereServantOfGod: That is IT! I have had it with these mother*BLEEP*ing snakes on this mother*BLEEP*ing plane!

This Troper was talking to his cousin on the phone once and he was talking about a rather rude woman. However as soon as he said the word bitch, I got an incoming call, the resulting beep censoring him perfectly.

In middle school this troper's class was singing Bohemian Rhapsody for a school function and we were told to sing bleep instead of numerous words, especially those in the second part revolving around both guns and death. Needless to say, HilarityEnsues when you sing "Mama, just Bleeped a man, put my bleep against his head, pulled my bleep and now he's bleeped."

This Troper's school bell has a bad habit of ringing during the announcements. #QUOTE# "Will Darren *'''BEEEEEEP'''*son please come to the front office?"

This Troper's phone often beeps during her conversations with people. While the other person's talking, it can seem like they were censored, and if it goes off while she's talking, apparantly she just goes silent.

This troper is able to do this whenever he says it out loud, either by invoking GoshdangItToHeck or using something like {{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}'s "F!" joke. Anything else, he says in his head.

This troper remembers an instance of this happening when playing a demo of Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World while at Wal-Mart. There where some people one aisle over having a heated argument about something with plenty of swearing (They where eventually escorted out for how disruptive they where being). 4 times out of 5, a sound effect from the game I was playing censored them with perfect timing, which I still think was funny.

In this troper's science class, we watched a video, then a video quiz came after it. The sentences would be read out loud with the ''(censoring noise)'' in place of a blank where the answer would go. Everyone laughed whenever the censor tone went off. #QUOTE#'''Teacher:''' ''(after the third time)'' ...I don't get what's so funny. #QUOTE#'''Teacher:''' ''(after the fifth time)'' Okay, guys. It was funny the first five hundred times.

Were you in my physics class in highschool?

That ''same'' thing happened to me in fourth grade!

During this troper's Homecoming Dance, one of the songs played was Ke$ha's Tik Tok, but to keep it clean... #QUOTE#'''Song:''' Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of- #QUOTE#'''DJ:''' Juice! #QUOTE#... #QUOTE#'''Song:''' Everybody getting- #QUOTE#'''DJ:''' Whoop! Whoop! #QUOTE#'''Song:''' Boys trying to touch my- #QUOTE#'''DJ:''' Whoop! Whoop! #QUOTE#'''Song:''' Gonna smack him if he getting too- #QUOTE#'''DJ:''' Whoop! Whoop!

Similarly, during the Winter Formal, Ke$ha's Take it Off was played, and of course... #QUOTE#'''Song:''' Got a water bottle full of- #QUOTE#''DJ mutes the speakers, then un-mutes them'' #QUOTE#'''Song:'''-in my handbag

He failed to catch the word "drunk" shortly after that, however.