"I'll believe that when I hear it"- this troper during a game of ''{{Harpoon}}'' refusing to believe his opponent's statement that there are weapons inbound on his ''Swiftsure'' class submarine. As soon as he hits enter on the chat, his sub is sunk by a Soviet "Starfish" nuclear torpedo.

This Troper was giving a rousing speech to his squad during a game of paintball, complete with walking on a log. As he was wrapping up he was immediately shot by a hidden enemy, declaring, "You're making it too easy for us!"

"Please. I'm a sniper, I know how to hide. They cannot see me. #QUOTE# '''Thud!''' #QUOTE# ''"No, but we can bloody well hear you!"'' Ah, good LARP memories.

This Troper was once outside with a friend who was violently allergic to bees when a bee came flying by. He calmly stood there and explained to his friend, "Just stand still and be calm, bees aren't going to-- OH MY GOD IT JUST FLEW INTO MY MOUTH AND STUNG MY TONGUE!"