This troper and her friends joke that she is being "ebil" for actions that are essentially Poodle Poking, such as her general VitriolicBestBuds relationship with several and her incessant teasing of them all (especially in their relationships; friends will spend a fair amount of time explaining how they're not involved with another person, and the moment TheyDo get together, this troper will commence teasing them about how AllMenArePerverts - however, woe betide them if they ever prove her right! Part of the fun lies in knowing that the person in question would never do such a low and dirty thing. Plus, you know, the fact that part of this troper's respect for another person is founded on their moral character).

Someone wanted me to pull a nasty prank on this one kid. I set him up on a date, with a middle schooler.