I work at a Dairy Queen, every now and then someone will ask what kind of Blizzard/shake/sundae flavours we have. Well, we have 20 sundae and shake flavours, and more than 30 Blizzard flavours. So, every now and then, I list them off rapid fire, only pausing for breath when I change the page. I'm usually asked the repeat the list, albeit slower.

When asked to do something my usual response is "Fine, but I require a roll of pink duct tape, a box of Band-Aids, a 24 pak of flavored water, 50 USD worth of 24 karat gold, a lock pick, a katana, (some video game that I want goes here), a pony, and a working time machine.