This troper once received a fortune in a cookie which read "Travel an unpaved road with a new friend." Being an avid road-tripper, you can guess how he interpreted that.

This troper is a linguistics major, and has ''a lot'' of fun with this trope.

This troper was once helping his wife with the chores. When she brought in the clean sheets from the laundry, I offered to help her make the bed. She quipped back, "And after you make your bed, you can lie in it." So, as soon as we were finished, I stretched across the bed, smiled up at her and said, "Gee, honey, you look like you've lost weight." (It took her a moment to figure it out ... and several hours to forgive me.)

This troper once had this conversation regarding his internet connection with his friend. #QUOTE# Troper: ''My internet connection is crap right now.'' #QUOTE# Friend: ''Ahh, I know the feeling. The same thing happened when I got a new wifi. We couldn't hold connection for more than a minute.'' #QUOTE# Troper: ''No, I mean my modem has literally turned into a heaping pile of fecal matter, probably that of some animal species.'' #QUOTE# {{Beat}} #QUOTE# Troper: ''I just Google'd it. It's an aardvark. It's aardvark feces.''