Was told this recently by the resident ShipperOnDeck, much to this troper's delight and her not-husband's dismay and disturbance.

In high school, this boy and I loved to get into arguments. I was never attracted to him in the slightest, which made my response to people invoking this trope something along the lines of, 'Okay, do I need to call the doctors in white coats or the DEA (drug enforcement agency)?' Unfortunately, that made people decide I was in denial. I'm not really sure how the boy felt about it, but 1.) he always had a girlfriend, and 2.) I secretly suspected he was gay. All that said, I did care for him as person more than I was, at the time, willing to admit.

This troper is in High School now and she frequently gets into arguments with a long time friend of hers. We frequently switch between yelling and cursing at each other to laughing and joking and helping each other with schoolwork and tests. This of course makes people think we like each other when we don't. It's gotten so bad even the teachers think we like each other. But I don't like him like that and he doesn't like me like that. Besides he's a {{BigManOnCampus}} with crazy {{fangirls}}. The last thing I need to deal with is his psychotic fangirls.

This Troper has a friend whom she constantly snarks at and who constantly snarks back at her. But he is not her boyfriend, and though she thinks he's attractive, she knows he's really not her type.

This troper actually has this relationship with two people: a guy from high school that I still hang out with who people constantly assume I'm married to because of the way we treat each other, and another guy from college whom I'm really good friends with, but happen to fight with all the time.

This tropette shared four of six classes with a guy friend back in high school. If given the chance, we will argue everything and anything (most are intellectually related, given that we were both nerds). The week where we didn't argue was after our biology teacher dropped the trope on us after seeing us bicker during a lab session. Awkwardness ensured for that week, but we were soon back to it in no time. Though there were never any rumours surrounding us, due to one not expressing any desire to date anyone (him), and the other being the epitome of quirkiness (me).

This Troper has a female friend; a mutual (male) friend described us as this, at which point I replied simply "Yeah, we argue all the time and never have sex." The slap I got from her after saying this didn't help her case much.

This (male) Troper was once told that my dad and I were arguing like an old married couple. The person who said this, my mom. Things got really awkward quickly.

This troper and a guy in her class have been called this and at once we both started to deny it, to the point where the person who called them this said, "Further proof!" and then we both shut up. I'm pretty sure the teacher thinks this as well, because she never says anything during our spats. There might be some UST, but we're definitively friends.

Played with for me when someone I know commented that it would be funny if me and a guy in my math class got married because we always bitched at each other about pointless stuff.

Disturbingly invoked during this troper's math class. With me, a 13-year-old, and a kid 4 months younger than me, currently 12. Awkward. I act like a Child}} 6-year-old. The rest of my friends act ''4.'' So I'm a {{Team Mom}} and he's a {{Team Dad}}. ''Awkward.''