My 12th grade English teacher's son. "Love's just lovely."

This troper knew a junior high boy that had gotten at least two girls pregnant.

A boy in one of the high schools near my house got three girls pregnant, busted for drugs several times (on campus, mind you) and was pretty much failing all his classes, but never got kicked out because he was the best basketball player.

My nephew's practically real-life Negi, in that he has girls after him without even trying. My sister-in-law fears the day puberty arrives, while my brother anticipates the entertainment value. Jokes along those lines usually earn him a DopeSlap a la Gibbs from sis.

This troper's friend had the uncanny talent to flirt with anything in a skirt and succeed! I asked him about why he could string so many girls along without actually getting a date, he told me: "I enjoy the thrill of the chase more than actually succeeding." Then one of the girls nearby who he had flirted with slapped him.

This troper had zero latency period, unapologietically pined for girls throughout elementary school, with some losses and some infuriatingy pointless wins. But hey, it was TheNineties!

My pastor's youngest son. The joke in our youth group was that every time a new girl would come, he'd ask them out the first day. Now, he has a girlfriend who has (miraculously) stayed with him for almost a year now.

This troper's friend's ''five-year-old'' cousin. He has a "girlfriend." And, in his words, "She's a twin, so I'm not really sure which one is mine. I guess I have two."