JackAttack
#73757
This buddy and I had a JackAttack earlier today.
#73758
This troper once was in a class with no less than five Johns (himself included). The professor labeled us John 1 through 5.
#73759
China has "Li attack", since 100 million Chinese are named Li.
#73760
This Troper's little brother used to really like the name Jack, including using it in games with HelloInsertNameHere.
#73761
This troper knows 3 Jessicas, 4 Joannas/Joannes, 2 Candys, 3 Kellys and many more to boot. And I'm not even popular...
#73762
This troper was born in the mid-1970s, and therefore has known many Heathers, a surprisingly large number of Maureens (he grew up near Boston), numerous Chrises and Jasons, and the Jennifers... so many Jennifers...
#73763
This troper had a class with two Michaels and two Kyles, but named her first fictional character Jack.
#73764
This troper has a class with five kids named Will. She thinks one goes by Chris, though.
#73765
And speaking of Jack, she knows a Jack, but he's not really cool at all. He's quite lame, actually. And she's not just saying that because he didn't agree to go out with her.
#73766
This Troper's name is Kate (Katarzyna),it's one of most popular names in Poland.There were 4 plus her in class and now there is 5 of them at her work place.
#73767
And her dad's Jack,pretty awesome guy
#73768
This troper and his buddy both use the name "Jack" to refer to an imaginary speaker of sudden, mean thoughts we have about ourselves or others.
#73769
This troper knows frighteningly many Johns, Johnnys, and Jacks. He's a John, as is his dad, and is friends with a Jack and a John (Who, incidentally, has the same first and middle names as his dad), he intensely dislikes a Johnny, and there are several others who he doesn't know. This makes things confusing when we have a substitute teacher. It got kind of ridiculous on a class trip: Everybody in his group had their name start with a J except one, and almost half of the J-people were named John. Referring to people by their full name or their last name is common in his class.