InsultToRocks
#71144
I've been told I have the fashion sense and manners of a homeless guy. Then he added that would be an insult to the homeless community.
#71145
This Girl}} feminist/animal rights troper disagrees with fellow feminists about calling sexist men chauvinist pigs, because boars treat sows like equals.
#71146
What kind of nonsense is that? While sows are ostracized for leaving the pack and not guarding the offspring, boars are allowed to roam free, not caring for their young in any way. So no, sows do have to StayInTheKitchen. Don't give the pigs credit they don't deserve.
#71147
Reminds me of something... my friend was calling out an incompetent cop, calling him a "police pig". Then he took it back: "It's an unfair comparison, because even a drunken pig would do the job better than you".
#71148
Orignal Troper here: Well, okay, but boars don't objectify sows. Plus, I was kind of joking. Get a grip.
#71149
This troper was once playing relationship coach. He went through his friend's romantic history and realized that all of her relationships started at a party. Cue this: "Look, parties and bars are probably the worst places you can meet people... Aside from prison... Y'know, I take that back. Prisoners look to form connections at least until their time is served."
#71150
I read one local critic bashing ''BlackKnight'' by saying, "Calling MartinLawrence the poor man's RichardPryor is not only an insult to Pryor, but to the millions of people living below the poverty line."
#71151
This troper once called his brother a moron. Our dad ordered me to apologize. I did. To all the morons in the world.
#71152
If I really don't like music, I won't hesitate to call it an insult to it's most egregious aspect or genre, e.g. Dianna Vicker's "Once" is an insult to chiptune, Enmity is an insult to grindcore, etc.
#71153
On a message board, This Troper referred to the cast of ''SuperRobotWarsK'' as "about as exciting as cold oatmeal". The very first response was, of course, "Hey now! Don't go insulting cold oatmeal."
#71154
This troper often when she gets insulted or hears a stupid insult uses this trope.
#71155
This troper was on the 'Roleplaying 1' chatroom on Kongregate and somebody there said they were "as stupid as a potato". I then said "there's no need to insult potatoes". Much amusement was had by all.
#71156
This troper once tried to compare a certain ex-girlfriend to a run-of-the-mill hooker, bonus points that said ex ''had been one at some point''. But he considers that an insult to the world's oldest profession...
#71157
This troper occasionally refers to her sister as having an incredibly short memory span that would be insulting to the goldfish on MythBusters.
#71158
I've done that before as well, except I replaced 'goldfish' with 'Buster.'
#71159
This troper used it as SelfDeprecation once: Someone in a chat room told me I had no life, and I took the opportunity to point out that people without lives would be offended by that statement.
#71160
This troper once called a spammer a "leprous faggot with gonorrhea" in a newsgroup. Another poster told him to exclude the people with different sexual orientation from the list of insults. This troper agreed, saying that calling that spammer a faggot would be an insult to faggots.