STARFISH. It's a STARFISH. (Echinoderms, they're all the same.)

I'm a geek... NOT a nerd. I've had to correct friends and classmates about this several times.

I'm a Nerd! And you are my sworn enemy! And I must throw books at you! And we must band together to defeat the Evil}} Ancient Evil of Max! {{It Makes Sense In Context}}

1337speak is NOT a form of chatspeak. I and another classmate both instantly stood up to explain this to our teachers, and that "real 1337" was much more complicated th4n th15.

When This Troper was younger (around 9 or so), she kept insisting that her hair wasn't blond, it was "''light brown''". She stopped insisting after a couple of years however.

Every time my friends tell someone that I'm asexual, I have to cut in and add, "Maybe." Yeah, I'm kinda confused.

This troper is in the process of writing an {{Affectionate Parody}} of {{Death Note}}, {{Crack Fic}}, {{Troll Fic}}, and basically everything else ever. Light keeps referring to Death Notes as Deathbooks, and Ryuk corrects him.

He only ever pops up to do this or be obsessed with apples. Also, Matt The Impossible}} hacks INTO THE NARRATION STREAM. And everyone except Near hates {{Author Avatar}} narrator Scheherazade. And they The Impossible}} destroy "We're Off To See The Wizard" with their off-key singing! Yeah. It's made up of basically {{Beyond The Impossible}}, {{It Makes Sense In Context}}, and {{It Makes Just As Much Sense In Context}}.

Elodie Hiras is NOT my ImaginaryFriend. She is my Guardian Spirit.