IFYouKnowWhatIMean
#68142
This Troper will occasionally say this after his or one of his friends' sentences, while spinning around gun index fingers for effect. Even if it doesn't make sense. Scratch that, usually if it doesn't make sense.
#68143
I do this quite a lot by waggling my eyebrows, but that's not what I'm posting this for. In a borderline case between this and TVTropesWillRuinYourLife, I must confess to recently e-mailing my brother explaining something I'd heard at school- and ending one sentence with IfYouKnowWhatIMean- ''link included.''
#68144
This troper did something similar recently as of this writing. The context? A roleplay with my friend. The Innuendo word? 'Probing'. That is all.
#68145
An odd case: when my sister was playing ''{{Pokemon}} Pearl'', my best friend would walk up to her and ask "So what're you playing?" She'd just answer "Pearl." He'd reply "Oh, so you're playing with your Pearl, huh?" His tone of voice - and general personality, admittedly - made it clear he was being all DoubleEntendre, but while my sister would hit him for it, I'm still not totally sure
she actually knew what he was referring to...
#68146
For anyone geeky enough to want to do this there is a facebook group for Addicted to Whose Line is it Anyway, in which one of the discussion forums is for the game If You Know What I Mean. Look out for some ridiculous ones, like this exchange: 1: The Virgin Mary's not a virgin anymore, if you know what I mean, 2: She got some divine intervention if you know what I mean. Number 1 wins for single entendre, number 2 wins for complete lack of theological knowledge.
#68147
This troper frequents GameFAQs often and whenever someone asks for a "hard and long" game...well you know what to expect.
#68148
If you took all the "That's what she said" jokes ever said in this troper's computer science club, converted them into energy, and put the energy into a power generator, you could power his hometown for one week.
#68149
Subtlety flies stratospheres over this troper's head (who is ''not'' stupid, just... dense). When I was in high school sophomore (2nd) year, I sat next to a junior (3rd year) girl who, I '''''now''''' realize, was flirting nonstop with me. At one point, she ''crosses her legs towards me, looks seductively, and says "I'd really like to see what you're like '''after''' school~"'' My response? "Heh, that would be fun!" (leaves and goes home). '''A year later''', I'm sitting and eating lunch, and out of nowhere I jump up and realize "''FUCK!! '''THAT'S''' WHAT SHE MEANT?!''"
#68150
Similar problem for this troper. Anything subtler than saying "I want you" flies by his head. Once a girl in his high school chem class hit on him for weeks, initiated several "accidental" groping and this troper never figured it out. Made all the worse when even the girl in the class who was always asleep said, "Why didn't you ever ask Kelly out? She wanted to jump your bones so bad." DAMMIT!
#68151
This troper is the same, however in highschool also had bad self esteem and trust issues, meaning even if a girl came out and said "I want you", this troper would generally pass it off as a joke. Damnit.
#68152
This troper once met a young man (at her sister's sorority's neighboring fraternity) who would punctuate any remotely suggestive conversation with an eyebrow waggle and an innocent query of "Sexually?" (This was rendered even less innocent by the fact that he was reclining on a couch, playing video games, wearing nothing but a robe. With guests over.) Still, it's much more straightforward than some...
#68153
Said young man sounds ''awesome''.
#68154
This troper has become so well known for saying innuendo things that he no longer has to speak or even make suggestive looks for girls to know what he's thinking. Best example" #QUOTE# '''Female Friend:''' It was just so cute hanging there that I couldn't resist taking a bite. #QUOTE# '''This troper:''' (deliberately says nothing and keeps a blank face) #QUOTE# '''Female Friend:''' You pervert!
#68155
This troper is exactly the same, to the point that when he found this comment he chacked his list of edits to see if he had written this and then forgotten.
#68156
This troper and her roommates keep a "That's What She Said" list on their apartment wall. Example: #QUOTE#Roommate's boyfriend: "They look like they need something in them." #QUOTE#Me: "They look like they need something HARD in them!"
#68157
We were referring to a set of glasses we got on clearance that look like something one would drink Scotch out of. I meant "hard" as in ''hard alcohol'', people.
#68158
Last night,
I had dinner at [=McDonald's=] with my best friend, my LoveInterest and his best friends. One of his best friends didn't touch his food and just kept his hand deep in his pocket in a way that the others pointed out looked like he was, well, playing with something. The boys started laughing and saying he was '''jog'''ging, '''ja'''mming, and hanging out at the '''gym'''. The icing on the cake? Said LoveInterest jokingly said that his best friend might be "taking his '''master'''als", after which I laughed and said he was really "taking both his '''master'''als and his '''ba'''chelors".
#68159
I was at my cousin's house with my other cousins after another family member's wedding, and we were talking about random things. Pretty soon, we got to talking about sex. We got to talking about "the neighborhood bicycle" and my cousin was defending this person. Half-jokingly, I asked him if he was the neighborhood bicycle, and he said, "Nope but I was the one doing the riding."
#68160
This troper was playing an MMO with some friends, and at one point, one of them summons a broomstick mount and tells me to "Ride his stick."
#68161
This troper almost every day gets away with the {{IfYouKnowWhatIMean}} excuse. I've got a very dirty mind. Often, if I mention something dirty, whether around my family or friends, and they're confused about it, I just mention ''this'' trope. Example : Me and my little sister are watching {{iCarly}}, more specifically, the Bigfoot Episode. It was all that was on really. #QUOTE# '''Spencer:''' I saw the Beavecoon -- right when I started to change... #QUOTE# '''Me:''' Mmmmm hmmmm.... In more ways then one obviously.... :3 #QUOTE# '''Sister:''' O_o
What. #QUOTE# '''Me:''' '''''If'''''
you know what I mean... #QUOTE# '''Sister:'''
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! If you must know, my little sister in 12, and quite scornful whenever I even ''mention'' a sexual innuendo, or sex in general. It's very funny actually. Sort of a
running gag between me and my mother
#68162
Tropers/{{BTIsaac}}'s Labor Law professor tends to make countless double entendres. He always adds "If you thought of what I just thought, shame on you".