One of this troper's friends has a BerserkButton if someone leaves him on a Play-By-Post RP to go play video games. SAid friend especially hated it when someone would go in-game and remind them "Hey they're waiting for you" and then the person abandoning them would bitch them out. He then proceeded to leave me waiting on him for ''several weeks'' while he dinked around on SecondLife and then yelled at someone when they sent him a private message in-game that said, "Yo, he's waiting for you". Not that I haven't ever left someone hanging in a play-by-post before to game, but ''never'' for several weeks.

An acquaintance of mine. First, she talks about how a "false" rumor of her being a whore really made things difficult for her and pissed her off, only for her to tell me all about how much she loves sneaking out, getting wasted, and making out with guys a few months later.

This troper's father repeated expresses frustration that the rest of our family can't keep up with things. This man repeatedly loses his phones, and keys, and over things that are vital to either his job or his various handyman doings around our house.

When this troper was in middle school, there was a guy that would try to get my best friend and I. Neither me or my friend were ever suspended, and my friend only had a few detentions. Said guy nearly always got detentions, and he got suspended at '''least''' once.

Shepard Fairey has a tendency to sell merchandise with anti-corporate statements. Lots and lots of merchandise. Often with art he stole from other people, without credit.

There is a soon-to-be-ex-friend of mine who, after I had had a breakdown (long story), uninvited me to go to an anime convention with her on the grounds that I would embarrass her with my "snapping at people". Not only has said girl has had a similar outburst from similar reasons with similar behavior, she has also done this more times than I have and has also ''beaten the shit out of a boy at school.'' Her hypocrisy was lampshaded by my more cool-headed friend.

This troper's ex-friend: "Hey guys, I'll freely accuse everyone around me of being racist or violent yet act like a violent racist pig towards anyone who isn't me." His bad memory in general and spacey behavior didn't help matters, needless to say. It's a wonder how anyone can put up with him for any longer than two minutes.

This troper - for someone who tends toward animosity toward Japan and the Japanese due to historical circumstances (his maternal grandfather fought in World War II), absurdly enough, he is surprisingly easily distracted by AnimeAndManga more than most WesternAnimation. Perhaps said hatred is fairly flimsy at best - still, hopefully TheShrink might sort it out, though if he got his degree from Toontown he'd likely do a WildTake...

I once broke my arm. There was a kid who jokingly punched it. Normally, I wouldn't have minded, but I didn't know him very well, and it got annoying, so I asked him to stop. He did, but then he did it again in the hall, and a bit harder. I was really annoyed, and had made it clear that I didn't like it, so I kicked him in the shin. He ''immediately'' protested, "Oh, sure, take a cheap shot and kick me in my bad leg." I pointed out that ''he'' was punching me in ''my'' bad arm, and he claimed it was different, but couldn't say how. He left me alone for several weeks, and my arm healed. Then, out of nowhere, he punched me in the arm and said, "That's for kicking me!" Note that this is the first time I saw him in several weeks. I smacked him the stomach, and again he acted like he was the wronged party. ''Then'' he really punched several weeks later ''again'', I hit him back, and he ''still'' acted like what he did was okay. He later acted surprised when I started ignoring him.

I heard this funny story from when the Cowparade was organized in Budapest. One of the statues depicted a melting cow shaped popsicle with the stick sticking out of it's behind. This particular one was originally positioned in front of a catholic church, much to the church goers' chagrin. The administration (consisting mostly of members of the socialist party) dismissed all complaints, insisting that the cow is not meant to offend anyone, it's just the catholics who can't appreciate art. The next morning, the cow was mysteriously moved in front of the main building of the socialist party, causing a massive scandal. Looks like the catholics weren't the only ones who couldn't appreciate art.