Okay, who here ''hasn't'' slipped on their own banana peel or got hit by their own shell while playing Mario Kart?

I am the only person in my apartment who is apparently capable of changing the toilet paper roll. Today I decided that I wasn't going to change it and let the next person who used the bathroom deal with it. However, I forgot what I had done, and none of my roommates were home at all today... yep, I made it so ''I'' would be the one stuck without any toilet paper. Way to go, me.