I think me and
my buddy engaged in this....for no goddamned reason. #QUOTE#Me: I say, this caffein free diet coke, is the best thing that happened to humanity. #QUOTE#Buddy: Balsphemy! What had happened to your devotion to the Church of Pepsiology? #QUOTE#M: Pepsiology? Do you honestly believe me to be one of those insane devotees? How foolish of you! #QUOTE#B: HERETICS! I'll have you tied up and burned in stakes for millenia! #QUOTE#M: Oh, BRING IT ON, you MADMAN! I DO NOT FEAR THEE!!! #QUOTE#B: I'LL HAVE YOU IMPERTINECY PAID WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD!! #QUOTE#M: HA!! Do thee attempt to spray this holy haven of Caffein Free Diet Coke with my blood! HAHAHAHAH!! The wall shall have blood sprayed all over, but it WILL HAVE CAFFEIN!! #QUOTE#B: BAAaAAAARRGGGHHH!!!! #QUOTE#M: RAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!!! #QUOTE#His older sister: SHUUTT UUUUPPPPP!!!! #QUOTE#B,M: NEVER! Not shall I stop our feud before I punish this fool! HE SHALL PAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!