One time at work, this eager young employee with not too much experience under his belt tried to open a freezer. The problem was, the freezer has a sealing system that doesn't allow it to open if it's above a certain temperature. Not knowing this, he tugged a bit too hard, effectively unhinging the freezer door. It was alright, because he was able to pop it back in easily, and looked like a total macho man in front of his smoking-hot assistant manager.

Recently, I seem to have this problem. My friends have been keeping a running tally of things I break DAILY, and are surprised when I go a full day without at least one incident. Usually, they get a couple by the time I walk into school. I kind of DO know that I'm strong, since I carry heavy things and then hand them to someone and they have to split the load with someone so they don't drop it from the weight. But it's getting ridiculous. I use bottles with the pull-out lid stopper things, and I lost count of the bottles I've ruined by opening it with my teeth and pulling the stopper completely out of the bottle. Also, I tried to open my closet and ripped the door off...then sheepishly propped it up where the door should've been and hoped nobody noticed. Finally, we had to cut down a good-sized tree that was in the yard, and I dragged half of it 1.5 acres to dump it in the wood pile. To put all that in perspective, I'm 17, 5'5", fairly skinny, and female.

Are you sure that you aren't Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

I just lent on a towel rail, and it's screws came out of the wall. This morning a pulled a window out by lifting it up, with one hand. I'm fourteen and a geek. But, in truth, I have frequently helped my parents out with their furniture-removal buisness, ever since I was about 9. Between me and my mum , we can carry washing machines. They're HEAVY.