When I was in high school I liked to pick on girls and be a general Jerkass to them. One time on a party I was annoying a pair of goth girls, both spaced out and stoned off their asses. I apparently said something really offensive, beacuse one of them bursted into tears. Her friend immediatly sobered up and broke my nose.

This troper plays with it, first appearing to be a bit of a dumb type, but that's because DumbIsGood nowadays. But if you bully my friends, well, I cannot guarantee I will be so gentle to you. You see, I have trained a while in how to utterly dismantle my enemy's will to fight through a series of attacks which cause them extreme pain. Over here in a gang pit, its really quite essential.

This troper, while not exactly a moron, is fairly ditzy and silly and can take quite a lot. But God help you if underestimate her in anything, whether it be something violent like fighting or mundane like schoolwork. No, she's not the best at everything (or anything), but she doesn't fail to prove people wrong.

This troper is just waiting... *EvilLaugh*

This troper likes to make jokes and he's not all that careful wrecking some stuff from time to time. If given a task I don't care about I'm most likely going to make a mistake. I have an awful time paying attention. Get me interested in something and no force is going to stop me. Have me go get butter and beef I may look for buttered beef, tell me a friend got hurt and I will rain pain.

Looked for that buttered beef for an hour.

One of my dogs, one of my online friends, and I are all this:

My dog is a miniature daschund. He's small, long, has a giant nose, and has the most pathetic-sounding bark and growl ever. He could also win tug-of-war with a rope against Hercules (or at least anyone who's ever played tug-of-war with him so far), and his teeth are so sharp my hand leaked blood for an hour after he ''accidentally'' bit me. Imagine if he did it on purpose.

My online friend is usually the ButtMonkey, CloudCuckooLander, or both. But when idiots start deciding to break rules or gang up on me, he freaking ''annihilates'' them.

And now me. Unlike my dog and online friend, my Hidden Badass isn't physical strength as it is mental. I'm usually quiet or depressed, or outright dumb, but I have been praised numerous times for my writing skills, especially with poems. I also make videos, can beat long video games in under two days, and have an amazing improvisation sense of humour. Too bad the only thing anyone else will notice or care about is the writing, ''if'' they decide to read them.

This troper is this trope very much. I may be a geek on the outside, but if you piss me off, I can send people running. I think the instance my friends saw me as this was when I pulled a George McFly against a guy who was 5 times stronger than I was. Guess bad guys break easily.