A character in a rather confusing story has a similar desire, but it is played straight, he wants to prove it to himself that he is evil. All so that he can kill his father because "when evil people kill their fathers, they don't feel guilty." The character had previously fused with an ArtifactOfDoom, turning him into an EldritchAbomination that looks like a human.

In this troper's Sunday school class, we were asked what sort of career we wanted to go into. One student said "concrete," but everyone thought he said "conqueror." I recommended that he read the EvilOverlordList.

My current maths teacher went out of her way when she announced to the class that she has her own fan page titled "Frau [Name]s knackigste Matheaufgaben" (Mrs.[Name]s firmest math-excercises). The german form of firm has crisp as second meaning and is mostly used this way, which made it even more ridiculous when it turned out that the site exists.