This Troper has two different laughs. The first one, for shorter laughs, can go from sounding like a double-snort to actually sounding like an average laugh... His SECOND laugh, on the other hand, is used for extended laughs and sounds not unlike a demented monkey on helium and could very likely qualify as this.

This Troper herself. Bigtime. It's been described as a "snoopy laugh," "Bellatrix Lestrange cackle," and (her personal favorite) "like somebody machine gunning a parrot!" Also of note is her ex, who giggles like a maniacal schoolgirl, and her best friend, who's laugh, when written is "Hyeh hyeh hyeh" *shriek* "heyh heyh heyh-Euuuuugh!" Favorite Example is her current LoveInterest, who has two distinct laughs. The first, when he's trying not to laugh, sounds like Ernie from SesameStreet, while the second is his real laugh, which is a hyena-like and sounds for all the world like Mozart from Amadeus.

This troper has two laughs. One, a normal chuckle. Two, an absolutely insane, maniacal, evil, cackle. When I realize how ridiculous this laugh is, I only end up laughing some more, except this time even more maniacally, and louder.

One of this troper's friends says her laugh 'Makes him want to punch babies'. It made her laugh harder.

You know that sound you get when you squeak a damp cloth too hard against glass? Make that louder. It's this troper's laugh when she finds something really funny. Even odder, her laugh when something is funny but not side-splitting is apparently 'bell-like.'

This troper's ex-girlfriend was almost perfect. 5'10" tall, long(natural)blonde hair, blue eyes and legs to dye for. But when she laughed her voice sounded like Marge Simpson. And she was laughing all the time...

When this troper went to see ''South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut'' she sat in front of some guy with a laugh that sounded like a donkey. Then again, considering the town she lived in at the time, it just might have been a donkey.

This troper's mother once said that the only thing she didn't like about one of her friends was her laugh.

This troper has a laugh that some of his friends describe as " a clown getting punched in the crotch". High pitched wheeeeze, and then " 'a-'a-'a-'a".

This troper is 100% guilty of this. Her laughing sounds like an dog with asthma barking.

This troper has a classmate who's laugh sounds something like this kid's.

This troper's friend/charity case (he's friends with him mainly for feeling sorry for his shitty home life) has a variety of weird laughs. When he laughs sponteneously, he tends to twitch, splay his fingers, and bend his spine in various ways, sometimes falling to the floor. The laugh itself is high pitched, and at times will include wheezing and gagging. When he feels like it, he does what I believe is supposed to be an evil laugh, but comes out very high-pitched and squeaky. He did it at Hard Knocks (hardknocksorlando.com) when he shot someone on my team, and I shouted at him not to laugh like that as I ducked behind a wall from his crazy shooting.

I've run into many young women on the bus (not trying to be sexist, it just seems that they're usually female) who have to giggle and screech over everything while yapping loudly with their friends.

This troper's laugh doesn't even sound like it's his, it's raspy and scratchy, like that of a cigarette smoker.

This troper's friend, to the point of his laugh being a ''meme'' at my school.

This Troper, when she was a freshman in High School, was in class and a someone told a joke. I laughed. The entire room went silent and stared at me. The senior that told the joke then said, in the following quiet. " You sound like a bag of guinia pigs that are being drowned." I'm now a senior. I have yet to live that down.

This troper is sure her friends (maybe family) think her laugh sounds weird, if not annoying. Doesn't help that she tends to laugh rather loudly. Apparently laughs that sound like witch cackles run on her mother's side of the family.

This troper has a fellow band student that has a very loud, annoying laugh. Yesterday, I pointed out to her that her laugh sounded like "The shriek of the damned."

Would said student's name begin with S?

It's no one you know unless you're in the Mount Pleasant High School Goin' Gold Band, but yes, it does.

This troper's laugh changes on how funny I find something. A chuckle is some weird sucking noise with a bit of popping, a normal laugh is a cawing sort of noise, something ''really'' funny makes me shriek like a hyena, and something '''really''' funny is just a soundless laugh that eventually turns into wails. And this troper is really, really LOUD.

This Troper. When something is only a little funny, he'll just grin and chuckle normally. But when something is ''really'' funny, he takes on a high-pitched wail that eventually verges on a psychotic, maniacal cackle. He finds it hard to stop laughing when this happens. People have remarked that it's...less than welcome.

More than one person at this troper's school has made her want to rip out their vocal chords.

This troper's sister has a laugh that's mainly annoying because it sounds incredibly fake (even when the amusement appears to be genuine). And when it doesn't sound fake it sounds like some kind of bizarre and improbable birdcall (what kind of bird varies; yesterday she was laughing and it sounded like a woodpecker, for example), or just a high-pitched shriek.

This Troper is hard of hearing, and is part of a deaf program at his school. Now deaf people normally have very loud, annoying laughs since they can't control what volume they laugh in, but this one girl, who wasn't totally deaf and was perfectly capable of controlling her laugh's volume, took the cake for having the worst laugh in the history of laughs. It sounded like a bird and a chuhaua fucking while both are having seziures, and the kicker? Once she started, she ''couldn't stop'', she'd keep going for enternity with her laugh so loud the teacher in the next room had to come in and see what was going on, and class itself had to be put on hold to get her to stop, including her friends pounding her on the back to get her to shut up. She was one of those people who dont pay attention in class and just talk to her idiot friends, which meant it happened a fair amount. It got infamous enough that when she graduated, the senior graduation newspaper had someone telling her to get a new laugh. This Troper himself is also afraid he may have an AnnoyingLaugh as well, as people periodically mock my loud Meowth laugh.

This Troper has been told more than once that her laugh sounds similar to seals barking and/or witches cackling over a bubbling cauldron. It only makes her wish that much more to rule the world so she can use said laugh to freak out her victims.

Two variations for me: 1: I start laughing when I least expect to and my laugh sounds a bit like to dog with a bad cough trying to bark. It doesn't annoy people much, it just makes them concerned I might be sick. That in turn annoys me. And of course, it's a bit embarassing. 2: I come across something I find so insanely funny that I just keep laughing, going through a wide variety in pitch and noise level.

I cycle through annoying laughs almost bimonthly. Some of the worst offenders:

Laughing so hard I run out of air, followed by a high-pitched wheeze as I try to inhale and laugh simultaneously.

A really embarrassing variation on the stock idiot "dur-hur-hur!" laugh.

This troper knows a guy who has a laugh that reminds her of Shmion's. It's kind of disconcerting, actually. He means well, though.

This troper has a laugh that somehow is similar to Spongebob's, according to her friends.

In my first performance at the University drama group, we were warned about a girl who has a notoriously loud and annoying laugh who would be sitting in the audience (she's also a member of the drama society, which is how they knew her). Needless to say, it was hard not to crack up in the middle of our lines when we heard this one REALLY loud "AHA-HA-HAAAA!" in an otherwise quiet theatre. It was louder than any of the actors projecting.

This troper has the "high Hyena-like cackle" variation (which is kind of weird, considering her voice is normally low and growly). A lot of people seem to find it creepy, for some reason.

This troper has a friend with two different types of laugh. One that sounds like he's choking, the second and less common sounds like a stereotypical "HYEH HYEH HYEH" *snort* "HYEH HYEH" nerd laugh. Both make me want to jam a harmonica down his throat.

A slight subversion. I have a few laughs, depending on how funny/how evil I'm being. I have a more normal laugh when things are just funny, but sometimes I end up cackling. It doesn't annoy anyone else, but it sure as hell annoys me.

Usually it only occurs when I'm surprised by what was said, but I have a laugh that makes people wnder if I'm having an asthma attack. Which makes me laugh harder. Not so much annoying as worrying, usually.

I have a friend who ''snorts'' when she laughs. I don't really notice anymore, but people always comment and are really jerkish about it sometimes.

This troper has a few laughs. One is just a full-on loud chuckle, another is a wheezing, silent laugh which I normally lapse into if I laugh too much. The last is an evil laugh that I only do if people comment on my first laugh sounding crazy.

My friend has a very raucous laugh. Not only did it win "Most Memorable Laugh" in our Senior yearbook, but it is incredibly useful when you want to find her in a large room because no one sounds like her.

This troper has a very hiccup-y laugh. It takes people a while to get used to it.

This troper's sister sounds like a goose when laughing. Nobody in our family is entirely sure where she picked it up from, because until last week she didn't do it...

When this troper was five she laughed somewhat like a donkey having an asthma attack. It kind of went "huh-huh-huh" followed by something that sounded like "hee-haw". Almost got her the part of Bottom in [=~A Midsummer Night's Dream~=]. (Our drama club is short on boys...)

This troper has often been accused of this trope, and the fact that she laughs at almost everything... well, you see where this is going.

This troper and his friends were once accused of laughing like hyenas in a video on YouTube. YMMV depending on whether these sound like hyenas or TheJoker.

In my Theater Tech class in high school there was this one guy (we'll call him Jon... because that's his name) who purposly did a REALLY annoying laugh. It was sounded sort of like a bike horn. It was considered a little quirk at first, but eventually got to the point that we'd all tell him to shut up when he did it.

This troper's classmate's laugh remarkably sounds like a witch's cackle. When put in words, it sounds like "Aaaaaa-kakakakaka!"

This troper's former friend when he became a total dumbass he had two very irritating laughs one went like "Duh-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-huh!", the other went like "Bah-ha-ha-ha-yulk!"

This tropette is 100% guilty. Apparently many people find high-pitched laughs annoying. I'm either cackling like a witch, or laughing like a hyena on helium, a noblewoman, again on helium, or an "evil doll."

This troper, a girl in her class and her old friend are all guilty of this. My giggle sounds like a car trying to start and when I go all out, it sounds like an evil laugh- basically "ku-ku-kukukuKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!"; the girl sounds like a witch cackling; and my old friend's laugh is so high pitched I swear it could break glass.

This Troper has a laugh that sounds like a combination of Maleficent, Ursula, and The Wicked Witch of The West. Children cry when she laughs. It's also really freaking loud, which tends to surprise people because she's usually TheQuietOne.

Apparantly when I laugh it sounds like im choking, so someone always comes into my room after I laugh to make sure im still alive, its really annoying to me.

This troper knew a person in high school whose laughter sounded like a car engine turning over. And he was in my English class. When we did parody skits from the plays we had been reading.

This troper knew a girl in high school whose laugh sounded exactly like Spongebob's, except louder and way more high pitched.