Along with my extremely awful IncrediblyLamePun[=s=], these are also a common problem for me. They're also just as lame.

"I don't hate you because you're gay, I hate you because you're a gaping asshole."

And then I was asked to resign, but that's alright, because he was fired a month later.

This Tropette was roleplaying a lesbian character who tried to think of kittens to get her mind off of sex. She phrased it "thinking of pussycats".

This troper was once in an all city ochestra and when break came around my friends from other schools and I were talking about cool songs we did last year. I was like, "We did PhantomOfTheOpera and Music of the Night and they were fantastic (phantastic)". My friend said it was one of the greatest puns she's ever heard.

This Troper has a habit of doing them, but usually doesn't pick up on it until someone points it out. Cue head meeting desk.

A conversation with my girlfriend: #QUOTE# '''GF:''' I made my mom's ringtone the Series/{{Batman}} theme...my contact is listed as Batman :3 #QUOTE# '''Me:''' THAT. IS. BEYOND. AWESOME. #QUOTE# ...eh, no pun intended...

From this troper's Modern History class: #QUOTE# '''Teacher''': "So make sure you keep an open mind an-" #QUOTE# '''Student''': "Uggghh..." #QUOTE# '''Teacher''': "What?" #QUOTE# '''Student''': "That was a terrible pun." #QUOTE# '''Teacher''': "Huh?" #QUOTE# '''Student''': "You said keep an open mind... and we just saw JFK get shot in the head."

In a recent conversation I had today, a friend and I were talking about horny sea creatures. She mentioned horny narwhals. I informed her that they were actually just teeth, and she was confused. Upon further questioning, I found out that she didn't even realize what a great pun she had made.

This troper's cognitive processes are geared toward puns, so it is to some extent no surprise that he would occasionally phrase something in a punny way without realizing it. He usually catches it in time to add something like "(Pun not intended, but not refused, either.)" at the end. (The vast majority of his puns are intentional, however.) He also has a habit of noticing other people's accidental puns.

This Troper's friends are veritable FONTS for these. Some include: #QUOTE#(while walking along rocked embedded in a stream to cross it) '''Friend''': "Because the bridge is TOO MAINSTREAM!"

This Troper became a source of these whilst talking to herself and playing {{Persona 4}}. Highlights included "Is everybody cool with that? (after checking to see if the enemies were okay with Ice Attacks)" and "I have Satan! Thank God!"